Bobbi
Cathlete
I got this in an email and thought it was cute and wanted to share. I have cleaned up any language I thought might be objectionable (look for the quotation marks) although it wasn't too objectionable but I thought it best to err on the side of caution. 
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. Shetells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge "ideas" and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
We are all okay with boobs, I hope?
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
Tell me, what it i you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. Shetells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge "ideas" and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
We are all okay with boobs, I hope?
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
Tell me, what it i you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
