<---we are stardust, we are golden

<--stomps in
<--I HAVE A COMPLAINT!!!!!!
<--}(
<--says, uh, I forget what it is
<--rides out on clown unicycle while cackling........

ETA

<--bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
 
<--LOL, Suzanne
<--Has a question for Robin.
<--Just kidding.
<--Tee hee hee
<--Agrees that the world has too many stoopid people
<--Thinks that's a valid complaint
<--Also thinks that the person who said there are no stoopid questions was a stoopid person.
<--Was a reporter and has asked many-a stoopid questions that got the lop-sided eyebrow/head cocked to one side response.
<--Tells Robin to simply do the eyebrow/head-cocked response next time someone asks her a stoopid question, and walk away.
<--Does it all the time to DH :)
<--Must go fix late lunch for the King and I
<--Off to make a kick-a** PB&J
 
<---stomps in behind Suzanne and says "I have a complaint about Suzanne's complaint about the other complainers"
<---is totally confused now
<---runs out of the thread in embaressment...
 
<--has a complaint about all the complainers and would like to complain to anyone else who enjoys complaining as much as the same dang people complainers who find something to complain about in very pre-sale
<--would also like to complain about the unicycler :7
 
<--falls off unicycle into confetti filled pillow
<--confetti everywhere
<--says in best Customer Service voice
<--Sorry! The Complaint Window is Closed - Please Try Again Later
<--heads over to Stephanie's for kick a** PBJ's
<--hopes not to have to complain if PB isn't the exact right brand!
 
<---laughs at all of youse!
<---has nothing to complain about today...maybe should complain about having nothing to complain about?
<---shakes head and laughs hysterically right off the thread
 
<---wanders into thread and nearly gets run over by Suzanne on a unicycle :eek:
<---better watch out!
<---is digusted and a bit outraged at the "offendedness" (sure it's a word - I say so) that's occurring elsewhere on this board
<---can't believe people don't have anything better to do with their time than get their panties in a bunch over a completely harmless quote
<---wanders out of thread rolling eyes...
 
<---Dittos the rolling of the eyes...
<---Tells youse ladies that <---never, never, makes new years resolutions
<---Says that this year made one
<---Resolved to concentrate on the good things in my life and quit worrying/b*tching/obsessing over things which just don't matter
<---Explains that a dear friend lost her husband recently to cancer and the whole thing hit me like a ton of bricks
<---Is trying REALLY REALLY hard to stick to my resolution
<---Desperately wants to be a better person and a person who knows she is blessed in many ways
<---Steps off the soapbox...grinning like an idiot!
 
<---applauds Melissa for her positive attitude!
<---thinks more people should adopt this way of thinking, and it would make the world a better place :D
<---has to go to another meeting now - booooo!
<---oh wait, that wasn't a positive attitude... let's try that again
<---GETS to go to a meeting now - WEEEEEEEEE! :D :p
 
<---is LOL like crazy at all you goofy gals
<---never expected to enjoy so much complaining
<---says the OALers can make anything funny
 
<--wonders if there is something in the water that would explain all the pathetic whining that has gone on today
<--is off to find a good Dennis Rodman or George Jefferson quotation to add to <--'s signature
 
<--is way tired of the whiney pee pants complainers too!
<--says geeze
<--would like Robin to go with <--to get a massage
<--is amazed how good it makes <--feel
<--tells Emily, sometimes <--lives for those special Mondays
<--might have to check out the whiney threads
<--loves the OAler's as they are NOT whiners...:D
 
<---is going to go look for a good Howard Stern quote to add to MY signature
<---just assumed that person was trying to make trouble
<---is babysitting while DD goes for a run
<---says yes, you read that right - DD has been eating well and running for a week or so
<---hopes she sticks with it and graduates to weights, steps and Cathe
<---leaves thread complaining about acid rain, mean people, bad weather and underwear that creep into your crack
 
<--Is back and is wondering which post you all are talking about
<--confused and befuddled
<--but not a whiner
<--winer yes
<--whiner no
<--Was that a unicycle that just went by?
 
<--Jumping back in to say that <--read the "offended" post
<--Would like to wag mommy finger at all of those whom obviously don't have enough to occupy their time so they must invent things to complain about.
<--apologizes for complaining about complainers, but GEEZ
<--Thinks Melissa has the right attitude.
<--Now must head to bus stop to retrieve my bus-rider :)
 

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