Things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't

[mckeev5]

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop.
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!!.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW.
5. HMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND #1...

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

 

[Miss Lee]

ROTFLMAO!!

Michele

 

[Stepper86]

That is hilarious!!!!

I used one the other day....

I work with regulatory documents for clinical trials, and the documents all make "a package". I was on the phone with one of the people who supplies these documents, and I said "Hold on, let me grab your package"....

I almost couldn't stop myself from laughing on the phone.....

 

[mckeev5]

Stepper86

That is a good one! LOL!!

 

[Fitnessfreak366]

We have one at work that is mentioned quite often:

Saturation and penetration.

I'm in the newspaper business.

 

[LauraMax]

Wow Sabrina, I use #1 all the time. That was cute, thanks for sharing..........

 

[Joannafit]

i have gotta good one too. i am a RN and work in hemodialysis. a male coworker was placing dialysis needles in a female patient, and she was quite anxious........and she asked him.."is it in yet"........well i was almost on the floor laughing......you should have seen the look he shot me}( }( }

 

[Tamster]

HA! Too funny!