Some Tuesday musings...

allwildgirl

Cathlete
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

When I die I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
OMG Shelley, LOL, especially the one about the grandpa!


Even after all this time the earth never says to the sun, "you owe me." Look what happens with a love like that.

It lights the whole sky.

- Hafiz
 
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Thanks for posting those, Shelley!!!

A friend emailed me a couple others about the same time, so between you and her, now I have to clean up my computer monitor :)



Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman - neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
Thanks for the laugh, Shelley!

My Tuesday musings were WAY too deep for my liking...your musings are much better! :)

Ginny
 

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