I love this diet!

[buffettgirl]

MONDAY:
Breakfast: Weak tea
Lunch: Bouillon cube in 1/2 cup water
Dinner: 1 pigeon thigh, 1 ounces prune juice (to be gargled only)

TUESDAY:
Breakfast: Scraped crumbs from burnt toast
Lunch: 1 donut hole
Dinner: 2 canary drumsticks

WEDNESDAY:
Breakfast: Boiled-out stains of tablecloth
Lunch: Bellybutton from navel orange
Dinner: Bee's knees and mosquito knuckles

THURSDAY:
Breakfast: Shredded eggshell skins
Lunch: 1/2 dozen poppy seeds
Dinner: 3 eyes from Irish potato (diced)

FRIDAY:
Breakfast: 2 lobster antennae
Lunch: 1 guppy fin
Dinner: Fillet of soft-shell crab claws

SATURDAY:
Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds
Lunch: Broiled butterfly liver
Dinner: Jellyfish vertebrae

SUNDAY:
Breakfast: Pickled hummingbird tongue
Lunch: Prime ribs of tadpole
Dinner: Tossed paprika salad
Aroma of empty custard pie plate

From: Living Somewhere Bwtween Estrogen and Death by Barbara Johnson

 

[materialsgirl]

LMAO!!!! I'm really lovin' the "aroma of empty custard pie plate" and "bellybutton from navel orange"

 

[FitNurseRN]

I also love this diet!! My favorite is the shredded eggshells.. great roughage

 

[DebbieH]

LOL! Sounds just like what I need to get me back on track! The "2 lobster antennae" especially sound yummy! :7


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[6Swans4me]

Um, correction to Wednesday's dinner: Scraped bee's knees. Everyone knows pollen sticks to bee's knees.

Very Cute! Thanks for making me laugh!

 

[Miss Lee]

My mouth is watering over Monday's menu -- ROTFLMAO!!

 

[materialsgirl]

>Lunch: Prime ribs of tadpole

ROFL! I just keep finding more good stuff in this diet plan!

 

[nancy324]

Do butterflies have livers?

 

[coradora]

LOL!!

Unfortunately this diet does not accomodate the non-meat eaters on this forum. I guess I'll just have to pass up the pickle hummingbird tongue. http://www.smileyhut.com/misc_expressions/sick.gif


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[buffettgirl]

My favorites are the 1/2 dozen poppy seeds and the tossed paprika salad. I almost fell out of bed laughing last night while I was reading this.

 

[August]

>Aroma of empty custard pie plate

OMG, LMAO, Robin!!

 

[janiejoey]

Robin,

This is a diet where you will lose weight. Isn't it wonderful! LOL:7

Janie

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

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