I had the weirdest dream

[spyrosmom]

I had a VERY strange dream last night. I was dreaming that I was sleeping and woke up with chest hair!! Full-on dark thick gorilla hair on my boobs! So I went to the Dr who told me I needed to eat well and exercise and it would go away. So explained to Dr I do eat (mostly) well and exercise quite a bit and explained my routine to him. Then Dr says, its the weights and the chest flys that are doing it. Says they are manly exercises and that they are putting manly hair on my chest. Told me by exercise he meant I should take a 20 or 30 min stroll everyday!!

Then I woke up because I had to use the bathroom. What an odd dream. Maybe its trying to tell me I need a day off? Which would be nice, but I just had 2 days because we were out of town. It was so strange.

I don't wan't to be gorilla woman!

Nan

 

[fit44]

Oh no!!!
First, lifting weights will make you bulky...now, chest hair?! Don't let that rumor get out

OTH, too funny!

 

[Kimenem]

That is hilarious!! I had some really weird dreams last night too. Sometimes I wonder if it's related to what I eat for dinner????

 

[WormwoodScrubs]

That is so funny! Gorilla Girl!!! Net time you workout you should do Circuit Max, because in that one Cathe says, "All right, I'll leave out the monkey sound effects!!"

Okay, I never thought I'd do this... but I am going to post a dream I had during the August Road Trip.

I awoke EARLY on Saturday morning and said to my roommate Julie ("Amadeus"), "I just had the weirdest dream!" I don't think she asked me to tell her about it, but I went ahead and did so anyway.

Okay, so in my dream, it was Friday night during the RT, and we RTers were at Cathe's gym just about to have dinner. Cathe came into the room (to a cacophony of applause) and smiled. Then she motioned for us to stop clapping, and asked us to be quiet. "I have an announcement to make," she said. "I don't want to get started with the night's events just yet, as we are still waiting for some of the RTers to arrive." The crowd nodded and seemed concerned. Cathe continued, "You all know the forum member EscapeRape, right?"
"Of course!" we shouted!
"Joanne's been texting her!!" I cried. (Joanne was one of my roommates, too.)
Cathe looked at our table and said, "Well, she's trying to get here right now." Then Cathe got this sort of sentimental look on her face and said, "I just love reading EscapeRape's posts. However, she can no longer read her own posts as she's just had her eyes sewn shut." And then I woke up. WTH??

 

[meowracer]

How very weird - both of you! I have freaky dreams on a nightly basis. As a matter of fact, I love to sleep b/c I love my dreams - never know what is going to happen! These were entertaining - thanks for sharing some of your psyche... now if only we knew what they meant!

 

[Afreet]

I dreamt that my dogs were going to vote for the opposing political party in the upcoming presidential election. I was SO disappointed in them! Fortunately, I don't think they're registered.

 

[Aquajock]

WormwoodScrubs, your dream in print cracks me up as much as it did when you described it to The Bees in person a couple of weeks ago! You may have to change your screen name to "EscapeRape".

My dreams are always weird but strangely boring even to me. My most disturbing ones are when I've gone back to drinking - very common among sober alcoholics, or indeed among all those who have kicked a chemical. Not funny like yours!

A-Jock