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Cathlete
<--whitefish salad is a luxury version of tuna fish salad
<--actually no clue whatsoever is in it but imagine a food item, soft, dense, yet spreadable, with the perfect combination of fresh fish and saltiness.
<--put this on your plain, onion, or everything bagel which has been previously cordially introduced to cream cheese
<--again, consume in reverential silence
<--thinks good whitefish salad can only be found in cities with large Jewish populations
<--has gotten whitefish salad locally but *gasp* it had relish in it!
<--sacrilege!
<--is gaining weight just thinking about cream cheese..........
<--actually no clue whatsoever is in it but imagine a food item, soft, dense, yet spreadable, with the perfect combination of fresh fish and saltiness.
<--put this on your plain, onion, or everything bagel which has been previously cordially introduced to cream cheese
<--again, consume in reverential silence
<--thinks good whitefish salad can only be found in cities with large Jewish populations
<--has gotten whitefish salad locally but *gasp* it had relish in it!
<--sacrilege!
<--is gaining weight just thinking about cream cheese..........