I was just in the dollar general store and found this guy called "Mr. Wonderful". He quotes all kinds of funny phrases like "lets just cuddle tonight", "mmmm you look so beautiful in the morning", "no you don't look at all fat in that dress, how could anything make you look fat", "aw, can't your mother stay another week?", "hello darling, have I told you I love you lately", "did you have a hard day honey, why don't you sit down and let me rub your feet", "your going shopping by yourself? How about if I tag along and carry your bags", "actually I'm not sure which way to go...I'll turn in here and ask directions", "you've been on my mind all day...that's why I bought you these flowers", "you know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight", "why don't we go to the mall...didn't you want some new shoes", "the ballgame really isn't that important...I'd rather spend time with you", "here you take the remote. As long as I'm with you, I don't care what we watch", "I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship". (can you tell it's sitting on my desk right now?). I thought he was REALLY funny. BUT...I did not find Mrs. Wonderful amusing. LOL
Briee