Hi Joanna!
I laughed at your closing line on the Ask Cathe page:
"i'd rather get up from a weight bench leaving a sweat mark than get up from a couch leaving a trail of crumbs"
Tocsa Reno
Here's one I got off the "Go Fug Yourself" site. These two ladies are hilarious!
"You two need to stop eating Twinkies and get on the treadmill. Clearly you're fat and bitter, and no one will ever love you."
"We would get off the couch, if the donut glaze on the backs of our thighs hadn't hardened into a thick paste, forever yoking us to the sofa."
Patricia
I laughed at your closing line on the Ask Cathe page:
"i'd rather get up from a weight bench leaving a sweat mark than get up from a couch leaving a trail of crumbs"
Tocsa Reno
Here's one I got off the "Go Fug Yourself" site. These two ladies are hilarious!
"You two need to stop eating Twinkies and get on the treadmill. Clearly you're fat and bitter, and no one will ever love you."
"We would get off the couch, if the donut glaze on the backs of our thighs hadn't hardened into a thick paste, forever yoking us to the sofa."
Patricia